Category: Religion

  • Did that fucker just learn the truth about Santa?

    Did that fucker just learn the truth about Santa?

    They need: The Secret Society of Saint Nicholas! Know any kids (and their parents) who are heartbroken by “certain terrible information about Santa Claus?” This beautifully-made book from my author friend Katherine North serves as a helpful conduit for discussing the truth about Santa without losing the magic of Christmas. (I have my own copy…

  • Did that fucker hit a milestone in their religious life?

    Did that fucker hit a milestone in their religious life?

    They need a: Commemorative Necklace! I am going to hell for calling them a “fucker”, but I say it with love: A family member bought this as a first communion gift for a tween boy. The back is inscribed with “Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you…