A black cross communion necklace on a chain with a maple leaf in the middle

Did that fucker hit a milestone in their religious life?

They need a:

Commemorative Necklace!

I am going to hell for calling them a “fucker”, but I say it with love: A family member bought this as a first communion gift for a tween boy. The back is inscribed with “Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think, and loved more than you know.”