Tag: kids gifts

  • Does that fucker like collecting things?

    Does that fucker like collecting things?

    They need: Fancy gemstones to kick-start their nature/rock collection! First off, this company is a Canadian small business! #ShopLocal for the win! So in our household, this present did double duty: They fit into our advent calendar slots while adding to my son’s nature/rock collection. (His collection was only made up of a feather from…

  • Does that fucker have a kid?

    Does that fucker have a kid?

    They need a: Dinosaur-embroidered Baseball Cap! Because: DINOSAURS! (My own kid has this hat, as does his friend, and they are obsessed.)

  • Does that fucker have a kid?

    Does that fucker have a kid?

    They need: A Fuck-ton of AA Batteries! Listen, it’s an underrated addition to a gift! No parent wants to be stuck without batteries while their kids open their holiday or birthday presents.