Category: Teens

  • Is that fucker an eco-conscious fashionista?

    Is that fucker an eco-conscious fashionista?

    They need an: Arm warmer top made from a sustainable fish scale fabric! Ever heard of UMORFIL? It’s a textile made of ocean collagen peptide derived from recycled fish scales! How cool is that? Several big brands use it, including The North Face and Wacoal, but this brand Eight I Three is a Toronto-based ecofriendly…

  • Has that fucker lost their way?

    Has that fucker lost their way?

    They need: The Way of Integrity! After an extremely rough year, this is my current read, and it’s bringing me back to life. Help that fucker get back in touch with themselves so they can live in their integrity and stop feeling so lost!

  • Does that fucker love Filipino food?

    Does that fucker love Filipino food?

    They need a: Clever tote bag! Started by a Filipino journalist, these tote bags are perfect gifts. I also love their “Don’t Let Your Tita Ruin Your Mental Health” tote bags! 😂

  • Does that fucker love board games, especially Scrabble?

    Does that fucker love board games, especially Scrabble?

    They need: Upwords! This game gives Scrabble a 3D upgrade! Not only can you make words the usual way (horizontally), you can stack letter tiles vertically! I grew up playing this game with my family and I bet someone you know would love it too!

  • Is that fucker a human?

    Is that fucker a human?

    They need: The best Shiatsu neck massager! This gift reco comes from my friend who bought it for her entire family and sold me on it too! We firmly believe that if you’re a human, then you need a Shiatsu neck massager. That’s facts. [Also it plugs into your car — imagine the tips an…

  • Is that fucker a teenager?

    Is that fucker a teenager?

    They need a: Portable mini fridge! Be a cool relative / friend / total hero with this gift! I bought the pink one and the blue one for each of my teenaged nieces. They like to keep their makeup in it (who knew?! It’s a thing!), plus a couple cans of pop and a snack.…

  • Is that fucker your friend?

    Is that fucker your friend?

    They need a: Tribe friendship necklace! Show that fucker they are part of your tribe! Available in 14k gold or silver.

  • Does that fucker love reading?

    Does that fucker love reading?

    They need a: Portable “Book Nook”! This reading valet is great on a windowsill, on a night table, or in a hotel! Gift it alongside a new book if you need to buy this fucker two things.