Category: Galentines
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Is that fucker an eco-conscious fashionista?
They need an: Arm warmer top made from a sustainable fish scale fabric! Ever heard of UMORFIL? It’s a textile made of ocean collagen peptide derived from recycled fish scales! How cool is that? Several big brands use it, including The North Face and Wacoal, but this brand Eight I Three is a Toronto-based ecofriendly…
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Does that fucker love Netflix and whisky?
They need a: Squid Game x Johnnie Walker whisky! What a cool collabo — also very neat (couldn’t avoid the pun) that you get your own player number between 001 and 456.
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Does that fucker love hosting?
They need an: Artful Ice Mold Bottle Chiller! The creativity and “wow factor” of this gift is priceless! It is also versatile: It can be used as a bottle chiller or as a decorative centrepiece to fit the event and the time of year.
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Is that fucker your friend?
They need a: Tribe friendship necklace! Show that fucker they are part of your tribe! Available in 14k gold or silver.
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Does that fucker love wine and science?
They need a: Scientifically-hilarious Stemless Wine Glass! 😂 Enough said! Also fun for those who appreciate a pun.
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Does that fucker love reading?
They need a: Portable “Book Nook”! This reading valet is great on a windowsill, on a night table, or in a hotel! Gift it alongside a new book if you need to buy this fucker two things.